Discussion You have Gig Fiber? So, I have a Pigeon.

[DQ]

Imagine the possibilities?

Redundant Pigeons.

Load balancing Pigeons.

VRRP Pigeons.

What's your Pigeon capacity? I have the new 6TB Uber Pigeon.

Hey what's your Pigeon config? I use Pigeon 10. That's 10 pigeons in 2 redundant teams of 5.

JABOB - Just a Bunch of Birds

OK, sorry, I will stop.

https://www.tomshardware.com/news/yes-a-pigeon-is-still-faster-than-gigabit-fiber-internet

 

[Watcher0363]

Uber file transfer service? Better than a pigeon in hawk filled skies.

 

[cartman0208]

But wouldn't that mess up the traffic since uber can basically only transfer in two dimensions?
Maybe just on pre-build routes, if they do not use all-terrain vehicles?
So there will be heavy lag

The pigeon could make use of all three dimensions?

 

[DQ]

But what if each Pigeon wore Kevlar body armor and carried a small automated turret?

 

[Esphyx]

There's a Windows update to add it:

 

[RedFox 1]

But what if each Pigeon wore Kevlar body armor and carried a small automated turret?

Speed. Believe it or not, pigeons can fly as fast as 90 miles per hour (averaging 50-60mph) and high, with sightings of them as high as 6000ft (1.8km). The Kevlar would slow them down.

 

[DQ]

Speed. Believe it or not, pigeons can fly as fast as 90 miles per hour (averaging 50-60mph) and high, with sightings of them as high as 6000ft (1.8km). The Kevlar would slow them down.

Yes but while the speed of delivery would be slowed it would be far more reliable and secure We could refer to it as "PQOS". Pidgeon Quality of Service

 

[cartman0208]

While I don't think Kevlar would help against predators, the mini-turret definitely would ...

 

[Watcher0363]

While I don't think Kevlar would help against predators, the mini-turret definitely would ...

That's why all my birds would be SFTI graduates.

 

[filmgal]

+ pigeons can detect cancerous brains cells so as long as the kevlar doesn't cover their, um, poop hole, they can poop on the heads of those who should see a doctor while doing their other business...

 

[RedFox 1]

My Pigeon had stomach issues and dropped my files all over someone's windshield.

 

[cartman0208]

My Pigeon had stomach issues and dropped my files all over someone's windshield.

So that's what they call file sharing ...

 

[filmgal]

My Pigeon had stomach issues and dropped my files all over someone's windshield.

Ah yes, the old "stomach issues". You sure your Pigeon wasn't trying to cross into a different region?