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Note: this is Peer the movie lover speaking, not SlySoft.
Inspired by a most stunning comment on the latest talk about BD-Live:
"If studios want to know how many times I'm watching their movie, that's up to them and I don't really care"
That incredibly brainless comment really knocked me off my chair and I hit the ground with my head hard.
A very weird dream followed. I was witness to a street-interview in 2034....
"So, how do you feel about the latest developments with blu-ray discs requiring you to be online to view the movie, you just bought?"
"Oh, if studios want to know how many times I'm watching their movie, that's up to them and I don't really care.
You see, I never understood why so many people make such a fuss about harmless little things like taking fingerprints of people traveling by plane - that doesn't hurt. Terrorists are everywhere, as we all know.
Ever since they are taking my fingerprints, I feel a lot safer. I mean how are terrorists going to beat that? Chop off their fingers?" (laughs)
"And the new naked scan technologies whenever you enter a store. Occasionally the staff laughs about my little Willie (hehe), but what price is that compared the the newly gained safety?
Oh, and would you step back a little - when we're standing so close next to another it might look like a conspiracy on my police-cam.
Actually my neighbor got arrested last week, because the automatic lip-reader(tm) on the police-cam mistook his words "spill peach lemonade" for "kill people on parade". He's still in, isn't that hilarious?!?
I used to be really against these police-cams, really don't know why... Such a laugh, sometimes....
After all..." (turns face to police-cam and smiles broadly) "...if you have nothing to hide, there's nothing to fear, right?
Oh, and by the way - see this here, that's the really cool stuff. Blu-Food(TM) they call it. It looks like real Food, only that it comes without the fiber and without vitamins and stuff.
Now here's the deal: along with Blu-Food you get these free (!) probes that you can see sticking up my behind. Every time I eat my Blu-Food, it connects to the internet and then some high-speed supercomputer magically calculates the right amount of vitamins, fiber, minerals and all - and they get released directly into my colon, crazy isn't it?? This way I'm completely in control of my nutrition!
Sure, Blu-Food is a little more expensive, but that's understandable, after all you get the probes for free!
I forgot why that stuff is not in the Blu-Food right from the start, but there was a really good reason, I'm sure. I don't really care.
The probe is a little irritating, but if I lean forward just a little bit, like this, see? Then it's actually quite enjoyable.
Of course, my back starts hurting then after a while - I'm still trying to figure out the right balance.
Cool. Really cool, I like these modern things. They keep my mind off the downsides of life...
Like my health insurance fees doubling up. They said it's because of my state of health, because of my gastritis.
I have no f***ing idea, where they got that information from, that should be between my doc and me. Guess he must have talked...
OK, gotta go now - I'm extremely excited, because I'm going to watch a movie that I bought a year ago, really expensive one, too.
That bloody thing refused to play all the time, I spent a small fortune on technicians trying to fix this.
Now guess what, turns out, I simply mistyped my address when requesting the movie to get unlocked over the Internet. Really didn't deserve better.
Hilarious...Such a laugh, sometimes...."
Inspired by a most stunning comment on the latest talk about BD-Live:
"If studios want to know how many times I'm watching their movie, that's up to them and I don't really care"
That incredibly brainless comment really knocked me off my chair and I hit the ground with my head hard.
A very weird dream followed. I was witness to a street-interview in 2034....
"So, how do you feel about the latest developments with blu-ray discs requiring you to be online to view the movie, you just bought?"
"Oh, if studios want to know how many times I'm watching their movie, that's up to them and I don't really care.
You see, I never understood why so many people make such a fuss about harmless little things like taking fingerprints of people traveling by plane - that doesn't hurt. Terrorists are everywhere, as we all know.
Ever since they are taking my fingerprints, I feel a lot safer. I mean how are terrorists going to beat that? Chop off their fingers?" (laughs)
"And the new naked scan technologies whenever you enter a store. Occasionally the staff laughs about my little Willie (hehe), but what price is that compared the the newly gained safety?
Oh, and would you step back a little - when we're standing so close next to another it might look like a conspiracy on my police-cam.
Actually my neighbor got arrested last week, because the automatic lip-reader(tm) on the police-cam mistook his words "spill peach lemonade" for "kill people on parade". He's still in, isn't that hilarious?!?
I used to be really against these police-cams, really don't know why... Such a laugh, sometimes....
After all..." (turns face to police-cam and smiles broadly) "...if you have nothing to hide, there's nothing to fear, right?
Oh, and by the way - see this here, that's the really cool stuff. Blu-Food(TM) they call it. It looks like real Food, only that it comes without the fiber and without vitamins and stuff.
Now here's the deal: along with Blu-Food you get these free (!) probes that you can see sticking up my behind. Every time I eat my Blu-Food, it connects to the internet and then some high-speed supercomputer magically calculates the right amount of vitamins, fiber, minerals and all - and they get released directly into my colon, crazy isn't it?? This way I'm completely in control of my nutrition!
Sure, Blu-Food is a little more expensive, but that's understandable, after all you get the probes for free!
I forgot why that stuff is not in the Blu-Food right from the start, but there was a really good reason, I'm sure. I don't really care.
The probe is a little irritating, but if I lean forward just a little bit, like this, see? Then it's actually quite enjoyable.
Of course, my back starts hurting then after a while - I'm still trying to figure out the right balance.
Cool. Really cool, I like these modern things. They keep my mind off the downsides of life...
Like my health insurance fees doubling up. They said it's because of my state of health, because of my gastritis.
I have no f***ing idea, where they got that information from, that should be between my doc and me. Guess he must have talked...
OK, gotta go now - I'm extremely excited, because I'm going to watch a movie that I bought a year ago, really expensive one, too.
That bloody thing refused to play all the time, I spent a small fortune on technicians trying to fix this.
Now guess what, turns out, I simply mistyped my address when requesting the movie to get unlocked over the Internet. Really didn't deserve better.
Hilarious...Such a laugh, sometimes...."